kid: MOM CAN YOU PLEASEEE BUY ME GOLD ON FANTAGE
mom: why would I spend money on a game?
kid: PLEASEEE MOM I PROMISE THIS IS THE LAST TIME
mom: //buys gift card >:-I
kid: YAY! ILY
kid: //comments on Fantage’s facebook page: UGH FANTAGE STAHP ROBBING ME! YOU GUYS JUST WANT MONEH $
me: um. let me rephrase everything^
you BEG your mom to buy you Gold. Then you GIVE Fantage the money. Then you say Fantage ROBS you. Idk bruh, but that sounds pretty sketchy to me.
its like giving money to someone because you want to and you’re like “omg stop robbing me”.
and yes this is a true story ;-;