This post was inspired by Fantage Spy, where a post was already made about Cloud82’s friends’ reactions to outfits people were wearing on Fantage. XD
I thought it was pretty hilarious so I decided to show my friends around Fantage and see what they thought of some of the outfits people wore.
I’ll put in my friends’ names because it’s no harm anyway.
First Victim: Cayden
(By the way, when I entered MyMall to find outfits, Cayden thought it was a huge Barbie dream house or whatever)
Cayden: “What’s on her mouth? Did she just drink milk or something? She looks like she’s doing the potty dance. What is she holding? ARE THOSE TIGHTY WHITIES? And why is she standing on a farting stick?”
Me: (just laughing the whole time)
Cayden: “I swear these girls doing the potty dance are everywhere. Then again, what is she holding? Is it -”
Me: “It’s a bow and arrow, believe it or not.”
Cayden: (scoff) “It looks like a giant horseshoe and a lollipop. Do all girls on here wear tighty whities?”
Me: “They’re black and white shorts, actually.”
Cayden: “Oh. Still a strange outfit.”
Second Victim: Nate
Nate: “Hey, that dude looks pretty cool.” (stares into screen) “He’s looking into my soul…”
Me: “Yeah, most guys on here have those eyes. Honestly they’re kinda creepy.”
Nate: “Is he holding water bottles? Or mysterious glowing Gatorade?”
Me: “Those would be glow sticks… Yeah, I know; they look big.”
Nate: “And what’s that hypnotic thing?” (points to board)
Me: “That’s a board. You go around floating on things like tires and stuff on Fantage.”
Nate: (laughs so hard) “She looks so sassy with that little skin she’s showing under her shirt like going around like ‘AYE LOOK AT MY BELLY EVERYONE’”
Me: (laughs along because OK it was so funny at the moment and how he said it)
Nate: “(like a diva girl, it’s kind of a thing we do like gay people) That’s like, totally adorable, the hat she’s wearing.”
Me: “It’s an overrated item on here.” 😛
Third and Last Victim: Mom
My mom thinks I’m absolutely addicted to Fantage… She looks at me playing it but never really looks closely at it. I was so curious to find out how she’d react to this!
Me: “Ma (mom in Vietnamese), look at this.”
Me: “What do you think of this girl’s looks?”
Me: “Just because I need your opinion.”
… And then after a long negotiation…
Mom: “She reminds me of the 80s.”
Me: “That’s all?”
Mom: “What do you want?”
OOO SASSING ME, EH MOM?
And for this last one, I showed her an outfit I was wearing…
Me: “OK, I have one more outfit to show you.”
Mom: “Con lam homework chua ha?” (have you even done your homework?)
… More conversating…
Me: “So how do I look?”
Mom: “Like a girl. Now go do your homework.”
WOW. OK MOM. WAY TO SUPPORT MY SENSE OF FASHION.
Comment if you want more posts like these!