Orange toned, perfect for fall…
WHY AM I ON MT. FANTAGE WITH NO CLOTHES ON
if my mom were here she would throw a parka on me (#asianmoms be like)
meanwhile at the beach
britney (me): la la la *throws sand* *dives into water*
asian guardian: aye AYE AYE AHH aye BRINEH! aye BIRRY AYE AYE BILLY
me: huh, what, yeah?
asian guardian: wat u sink u doing
me: uh i am praying agh- playing in the water.
asian guardian: tsk. are you trying to get duh cold? look so wind. you can get duh wind disease
asian guardian: WIND DE- ZEEZ. u bodeh is not duh white peoples bodeh. it duh chanese bodeh. u different.
me: *lol* ok *hehe* no nONO grandma thats not how it works.
asian guardian: DONT TARYL (tel) ME WUT 2 DO aye AYE AHH. Here. HERE. BILLY (britney). COME HERE. AYE TSK.
me: what- what’s that for???
asian guardian: turn around.
asian guardian: I SAID DUH TURN arOUND.
asian guardian: *slips puffy pink jacket*
me: wh- what no.NO. *reads jacket*
me: Sunny sunny day 89. THIS JACKET IS EMBARRASSING. WHat does it even mean?? what does it say? where is it from?
asian guardian: it from chaina. ok no go play : )
10 minutes later…
news headline: Asian child dies from heat stroke on Miami beach.