woof woof from the other side


god/ hello, its me.

I was wondering after all these years you’d like to PET MEEEE

woof woof from the other side!
I must have barked a thousand times
To tell you I’m sorry for pooping on the stairs
But when I bark you never seem to be home
woof woof from the outside
At least I can say that I’ve tried
To tell you I’m sorry for breaking your vase
But it don’t matter since ya NEVER PICK UP MY POOP

good bye

 

13 thoughts on “woof woof from the other side

  1. Hello, can u hear me…
    I’m in UAE dreaming about how that might feel…
    When I become elder and free, I’ll get a dog of my own cuz my mum promised me….
    But I want to pet that board before I get my own fab dog,
    But there’s a difference between us and a million miles….
    woof woof from the outside
    At least I can say that I’ve tried
    To tell you I’m sorry for breaking your vase
    But it don’t matter since ya NEVER PICK UP MY POOP

  2. I was wondering if after all these years you’d like to clean up your spit
    To go over everything
    They say that bleach’s supposed to clean mats
    But it was damaged beyond repair
    Hello, can you hear me
    I’m in California dreaming about who we used to be
    When we were best buddies
    I’ve forgotten how it felt before the mat was filled with poop
    There’s such a difference between us
    And a million miles

    HELLO TO THE NAUGHTY DOG~

  3. hello
    its me
    I was wondering if after all these years you’d like to walk me
    So that i can go peeee
    Because really when was the last time you took me out to play
    youve playing fantage all day
    and i really want to sniff some butts before the day is over
    theres a difference
    between us
    and
    just
    one
    door
    So take me to the other side!
    I must have barked a thousand times!
    To tell you, you’ll be sorry, for ignoring me!
    Its not my fault if on your carpet is pee!
    Take to me to the outside!
    I really wanna run and hide!
    So you will get so mad!
    (Its cute when you do :D)
    And then I’ll come running!
    ‘Cause you smell like food, oh yeahhhhh

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