/ hello, its me.
I was wondering after all these years you’d like to PET MEEEE
woof woof from the other side!
I must have barked a thousand times
To tell you I’m sorry for pooping on the stairs
But when I bark you never seem to be home
woof woof from the outside
At least I can say that I’ve tried
To tell you I’m sorry for breaking your vase
But it don’t matter since ya NEVER PICK UP MY POOP