*This is a parody post! obviously everything is exaggerated A LOT, and is not intended to offend Fantage or anyone. I only tried to emphasize the rise of the new currency, Gold, which opposes as a barrier to many Fantagian’s these days.*
Me: Whew, haven’t been on Fantage in like, 10 years! wonder what its like now.
*Logs on Fantage*
*Daily Attendance Gift box opens…*
Congratulations! you owe us 500 Gold. Click “PAY NOW” to continue on to Fantage.
Me: ooOWHAT??!?! *le dies*. *revives* *pays Fantage*
Fantage: You have been playing for 30 minutes. Redeem your soul in order to continue playing by paying 1000 Gold
Me: oh hell no you did not just do that. *Pays anyways*
Me: Walks around, *adds random person*
*notification pops up*
Fantage: To purchase a buddy, pay a fee of 600 Gold.
Me: wHAT, ._. since when did it cost $$$ to add friends???
*clicks on home icon*
Fantage: To access your home, please purchase Gold or membership.
Me: okay great, I’ve been denied access to shelter. Great…
Me: *Goes to MyMall* Ooo, this is a cute outfit! *clicks PURCHASE*
Fantage: Pay a 10,000 Gold fee to purchase this cute outfit
Me: *logs out*
Fantage: Are you sure?
YES or NO
Me: HECK YEAH IM OUTTA HERE *clicks yes*
Fantage: We have removed all your Gold! thank you for playing Fantage.