Fantage in 10 years


*This is a parody post! obviously everything is exaggerated A LOT, and is not intended to offend Fantage or anyone. I only tried to emphasize the rise of the new currency, Gold, which opposes as a barrier to many Fantagian’s these days.*

Me: Whew, haven’t been on Fantage in like, 10 years! wonder what its like now.

*Logs on Fantage*

Fantage: 

*Daily Attendance Gift box opens…*

Congratulations! you owe us 500 Gold. Click “PAY NOW” to continue on to Fantage.

Me: ooOWHAT??!?! *le dies*. *revives* *pays Fantage*

What next?

Fantage: You have been playing for 30 minutes. Redeem your soul in order to continue playing by paying 1000 Gold

Me: oh hell no you did not just do that. *Pays anyways*

Me: Walks around, *adds random person*

*notification pops up*

Fantage: To purchase a buddy, pay a fee of 600 Gold.

Me: wHAT, ._. since when did it cost $$$ to add friends???

*clicks on home icon*

Fantage: To access your home, please purchase Gold or membership.

Me: okay great, I’ve been denied access to shelter. Great…

Me: *Goes to MyMall* Ooo, this is a cute outfit! *clicks PURCHASE*

Fantage: Pay a 10,000 Gold fee to purchase this cute outfit

Me: nopenopenope

Me: *logs out*

Fantage: Are you sure?

YES or NO

Me: HECK YEAH IM OUTTA HERE *clicks yes*

Fantage: We have removed all your Gold! thank you for playing Fantage.

Me:

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17 thoughts on “Fantage in 10 years

  1. That sounds about right. The Fantage community has grown more towards the “money” side then the “happy” side, but it’s not their fault. IT’S OUR BRATTY ATTITUDES.

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