Suzy: Hey.. do you think I should get a nose job..?
Me: No. Dont. It’ll look unnatural since we dont even have noses.
Suzy: Erm, but I think it’ll look great!
Me: Whatever, but get it done at a professional.
Suzy: Yay! ok 🙂
*few days later*
Me: Hey Su-
Me: WHAT HAPPENED?!?!? I TOLD YOU TO GO TO A PROFESSIONAL!!!
Suzy: But- Sophia was selling it for 10,000 Gold! i mean I thought it was a good deal-
Me: First, Sophia isn’t a
plastic Pixel surgeon . Second, she doesn’t even have a nose. Dont EVER get a “nose job” from someone who doesn’t even have a nose!!!
Suzy: Eesh, I didn’t know?
Me: Ugh. Well can you somehow get it removed?
Suzy: I kinda.. used Super Glue…
Me: Great. Suzy, thats just great.
Suzy: The straps are kind of hurting 😦
Me: You look real stupid right now..