What actually goes on behind the screens (parody. I repeat, this is just for jokes, obviously nothing is true and I am not trying to offend Fantage in any way).
Employee 1: Okay everyone, we need to think of something new to add to Fantage. Something fresh, something- glamorous.
Employee 2: uhmm, what about hip new items?
Employee 3: Yeah, and make them appeal to teens!
Employee 1: yes yes.. perfect! new items!
Employee 4: And while your at it… overprice the hell out of it.
All Employees: excellent.
Few days later…